The other day, this guy e-mailed me with a suggestion for a topic I should discuss. I was quite delighted, until I read what he wanted me to discuss.
It’s not dirty, or owt, but it is something I have never experienced whatsoever. I’ll quote my dear reader.
What are your thoughts of a man saying, ” I want to make love to you.”?
My first reaction was “I’ll ask Twitter”. Because I literally have no clue what my thoughts on this are. Nobody has ever said this to me. I’ve never been proposed sex or love making or fucking or even bumping genitals (my obvious obsession with frotting will be addressed in a future blog post, I promise).
My Twibe’s reactions were varied.
-Sounds very seventies
-Only if you’re a Victorian Vampire.
-There are different ways to show love.
-Does have impact.
-Only if I really mean it, to communicate a certain tenderness of intent to someone I love deeply.
I still don’t know what to make of it myself. On the one hand, it does evoke an image of sensuality, rose petals and smooth jazz, which I quite like.
On the other hand… Sometimes you just want sex. Nothing sensual, nothing fancy, just balls to the wall schtupping. Or at least I think so.
I have no knowledge on “making love”. I know that it’s something that movies and soaps make a very piss-poor attempt to portray. With writhing and lots of raising your head in the air, gazing wistfully at the ceiling and producing a little mew that needs to resemble a moan. Don’t kid me. I know what a moan sounds like. I know what an orgasm sounds like.
So, dear reader, if you still want my answer to your question, it would be that I don’t really know what my thoughts are on this. I’m in two minds. It seems quite sweet but also incredibly stale.
That’s just my two cents.
Insert picture of Kent Brockman here.